The fanfic is about Ebony (sometimes Enoby, the author seems a little confused about that.) But, Ebony gets a boyfriend. Draco Malfoy. And not some random Draco Malfoy, no sir, but Hot Topic Goth Draco. Hot Topic Draco has an ex-boyfriend: Vampyre. Vampyre is formerly known as Harry Potter.
So, I had to make Draco and Vampyre.